After seeing that Tomas Alfredson’s murder mystery The Snowman has a 9% approval on Rotten Tomatoes and Alfredson admitted to not shooting the entire script, I had to see the film to find out how terrible it is. The Snowman isn’t terrible, it’s just bad.
The Sherlock Holmes-like detective Harry Hole (Michael Fassbender) receives a letter at his desk taunting him before being assigned to a homicide case. Another woman is murdered and a snowman is found in her house. With the body count and snowmen rising, can Harry solve a 10-year-old case? He’ll have better chances if he gets a driver’s license and stops drinking!
The biggest strengths in The Snowman are its occasionally haunting cinematography and Fassbender’s committed performance. Part from that, this is a trashy and often confusing thriller. Regardless, I was entertained, so I’ll give The Snowman credit there.
Fassbender’s Harry is a convincing portrayal of both obsessive and addictive personalities. We see Harry’s relationship with Rakel (Charlotte Gainsbourg) failed due to his obsession with work and his alcoholism. It’s a sad subplot, but it would be more emotionally investing if we got Harry’s backstory. On top of that, how does he have a badge if he doesn’t drive and always passes out in public places?
If Alfredson and his three-person team of screenwriters weren’t so focused on a subplot involving a sleazy engineer (JK Simmons sporting a terrible accent) or flashbacks with a washed-up detective (Val Kilmer in his first theatrical film since MacGruber), we might care more about Harry. Harry Hole is an iconic character in Norwegian literature, so why focus on dull supporting characters?
I figured The Snowman would have a sexist character since it’s about a killer with severe mommy issues killing single mothers. That’s fine, but not when the entire script is sexist! Why is every female character depicted as pathetic, helpless, unfaithful, a sex object, and only focused on men? The writers clearly didn’t take George RR Martin’s advice on treating female characters as people.
The trailer for The Snowman had me hopeful that it would be another Prisoners or The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. This was a harsh lesson for me to not have high expectations.