“The Darkness”

Kevin Bacon is lucky I’m a fan; otherwise, I would have avoided the horror catastrophe known as “The Darkness.”

Bacon is Pete, the father of two children – teenager Stephanie (Lucy Fry) and her younger autistic brother Mikey (David Mazouz). Pete and his wife Bronny (Radha Mitchell) take their kids camping at the Grand Canyon where Mikey finds some marked rocks, removes them, and takes them home. Afterwards, all of the cliched disturbances at night, power outages, markings on the walls, animal attacks, and an unusual amount of melodrama occur.

Kevin Bacon doesn’t look like he’s enjoying himself in “The Darkness.” He mumbles his lines and appears embarrassed portraying a dimwitted cheater. No one in this movie is likable, which is unusual for a haunted house movie. The families in “The Conjuring,” “Insidious,” “Sinister,” and “Poltergeist” were all charming and lovable families that we could root for. The Taylors in “The Darkness” aren’t that family.

Pete has a history of womanizing and being an absent workaholic, Bronny is an alcoholic, and Stephanie hides an eating disorder from her parents and picks on Mikey constantly? This is one dysfunctional family, but the problem is there isn’t anything to make them redeemable.

Stephanie’s eating disorder subplot drops after two scenes and we never hear anything again. We don’t know why she has this condition; it just happens. Pete’s boss (Paul Reiser) encourages him to go after a young receptionist and claims to worship him for his womanizing past. We know nothing about what made Bronny pick up the bottle in the first place, so this subplot comes off pointless and forced.

“The Darkness” was trying too hard to be “The Babadook,” but that movie took time to pace itself between scares and develop the characters, making their flaws understandable. “The Darkness” isn’t that at all. For a couple concerned about their kids being terrorized by a ghost, they sure don’t mind going out on a double date.

The scares in this movie are as you expect: eerie music, someone investigates a noise, nothing there, turn around, and CLANNNNNNNNG! The climax itself isn’t convincing or scary since all they have to do is put the rocks away.

Director Greg McLean also brought us “Wolf Creek” in 2005, and he sure has warped ideas about women. In “Wolf Creek,” our only female characters are tortured and shot to death while the man survives. In “The Darkness,” our only female characters are either stereotypes or exposition tools. McLean should listen to the great George RR Martin and just write female characters as people.

“The Darkness” is a mess, and in a year of really good horror films and thrillers, “The Darkness” is the worst horror flick of 2016 so far.

Grade: F

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Film lover based in Portland whose goal is to let you know what to see and what not to see.

2 thoughts on ““The Darkness””

  1. Could it possibly be so good it’s bad? Or is it just straight crap? So hard to find good horror movies.

    Nice review. I’ve got a movie blog myself that’s just starting out at https://cookiesandopinions.wordpress.com/. I did Civil War already, but a review of The Witch will be up tomorrow if you’re interested!


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